Signs of the times

The Trucker Staff

5/21/2008

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations across the United States and rest of the world.

Sign on fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."

Sign in a car dealership office: "The best way to get back on your feet — miss a car payment."

Sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."

Sign in a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

Sign at a hotel. "Help! We need inn-experienced people."